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Fandom: Bond (Daniel Craig Era)
Pairings/Characters: James Bond, M (female), Eve Moneypenny, old Q, new Q, James Bond/Vespa, James Bond/OCs, James Bond/Q.
Rating: PG-13/R
Warnings: Language (beware of queer unfriendly language), canon character deaths mentioned, asexual character having sex.
Prompt: Craig!James Bond/person of choice (though Q preferred), Bond is asexual but so used to hiding it that faking sexual attraction has become his norm.
Word Count: ~4K
Author’s Notes: The title is derived from an expression that is used to describe a sphere. I’ve written Bond as a bi-romantic asexual, there is mention of the use of viagra (I’m aware that the majority of asexuals do not require it to maintain an erection, but a few have and I feel with the added pressures it made sense for the plot). This is not happy fic, sorry.
LJ AO3
Sneaking in under the wire.